heaven

heaven
1. (heaven) (1787↑, 479↓)
A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.

About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.

2. (heaven) (793↑, 363↓)
Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence. No, I'm not mormon.

Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?

3. (heaven) (417↑, 179↓)
In my opinion heaven and hell cannot even be imagined or even fathomed by a human. Heaven is happiness beyond what you would ever hope to wish for and hell is torture for which there is no description, no comparable human relation at all. So, i really doubt the whole wild sex orgy thing.
4. (Heaven) (592↑, 398↓)
A higher vibration of thought. It is not above us, nor around us. It is simply a different plane of reality beyond our current understanding. Everything is a vibration. Einsein proved that everything is energy, but on different frequencies of vibration, and that matter was simply energy condesned to a slow vibration. Light is a vibration, and so is sound. They are both on an infinite spectrum, they are both seperated by 7 defined colours, or notes in a scale. Sound revolves in octaves, basically the 8th notes is just a repetition of the first note but at a higher frequency. The same is for light. If you create a clour circle, notice how there is always a clour to fill everygap, that red mixes into orange, into yellow, into green, into blue, into purple, back into red. So then, does light not work in octaves too? So, if everything is a vibration. Does that not mean our thoughts/consciousness is not a vibration? Well, I believe it is, and I also believe there to be octaves of thought. Heaven is simply a higher vibration of thought, so it is a different reality to the one that we understand, like we cannot see into the UV spectrum of light. The reason why we have been taught that love is the way into heaven is becaus love is a unifying emotion. When we are in love we wish to be around the things that we are in love with, and we feel more together. Heaven is simply where everything is in perfect love. There is no seperation. Hate is a seperating emotion. When we are hateful, we wish to have nothing to do with the things that we hate, and we feel seperation from them. Hell isn't a reality though. I believe that we are already in the lowest vibration of thought possible. God is only a force of creation. But God is love, because before the 'Big Bang' there was only one nothingness. And so, the reason why love is pleasureable is because we exist to become unified once again. There are also higher octaves above heaven. Heaven is only 1 octave above us now. Heaven is a 5dimensional existence. 4 spacial dimensions and 1 time dimension. the extra dimension is due to our understanding of reality, and this dimension is linked to our consciousness. We can manipulate our reality by thought, rather than thought, then action. This is why it is a place that is beyond our comprehention. We cannot directly manipulate our reality, and so we are sometimes bored because our thoughts do not instantly entertain our actualility. In heaven, there is no boredom. But there is still room for improvement. In the octave above heaven (as far as my understanding will take me) we are pure energy, pure consciousness. We have lost the need for any physical form, and even in heaven, we are more energy than we are material anyway.

Light - 7 colours Sound - 7 notes Consciousness - 7 Chakra's Everything moves in circles - the most perfect and infinite of shapes.

5. (Heaven) (177↑, 75↓)
Whether an actual place, or merely a concept, the appeal of Heaven is that of another world – a better world – a fresh start – a second chance, to live in death what you had dreamt in life.

Heaven Chinese food. A Pacific breeze An eternity to spend, With not just a lover, but also a friend.

6. (heaven) (140↑, 74↓)
Is it a place, or is it a state of being? Heaven is perfect. Well, it is where there is no time, because time is simply ongoing change. How can something perfect change? It is everlasting happiness.
7. (heaven) (191↑, 134↓)
A place that, by people trying to ascend to it, has caused hell on earth. A place with a population of about 12, and let's face it they'll be pretty boring.

1: " Let us torture and kill these heathens for then we will surely enter the kingdom of heaven" 2: Peter: "Sorry mate you can't come in, you've broken many of the ten commendments" Me: "Oh never mind then, I'm off for a kebab"

8. (heaven) (103↑, 69↓)
Heaven is really just one big orgasm

Religion teacher: There is no sex in Heaven Me: Heaven should be all sex all the time T: Being with God feels the same as the best part of sex M: So... Heaven is just one big orgasm? Dude, that's what they should say to attract people to Christianity..\!

9. (Heaven) (60↑, 31↓)
The place where creatures such as God and good angels live peacefully without even having the slightest idea of what money and power stand for.

One day we'll "Knock on Heaven's Door..."

Author: Nicolas Dolisy http://heaven.urbanup.com/942614
10. (heaven) (21↑, 8↓)
1. The current place where Jesus has his thrown, next to God the Father. According to Christianity, the place of everlasting peace and joy with Jesus as a reward for our faith and repentance. Jesus called it “paradise” while on the cross. Jesus dwelt there with God the Father before coming to the earth and returned after completing his earthly ministry. The Bible calls the heaven of the future the New Jerusalem that will be on planet Earth for Jesus and his followers. It will be a city of 1,500 cubic miles composed of streets of gold, a sea of glass, mansions, numerous fruit trees, Christ’s throne and overhwhelming joy and fellowship with Christ. The foundations and walls of the city will be composed of numerous gems. The scriptures say that Christ’s followers will be able to go back and forth from the New Jerusalem to the Earth. We,as mortal human beings, cannot fathom its beauty. Only God the Father and Jesus know what it will look like. 2. my honeymoon

After his resurrection, Jesus spoke of our reward in heaven when he said "I go to prepare a place for you. When I come again I will receive you unto myself, that where I am, there you will be also.

11. (heaven) (39↑, 28↓)
When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the ABC Family Channel and HGTV. These activities will continue for billions of years and will in no way make you wish you were dead.

I can't wait to go to heaven\!

Author: Optimist Ollie http://heaven.urbanup.com/3587847
12. (Heaven) (28↑, 18↓)
Being in a position between Megan Fox and Audrina Patridge while they are rubbing their oiled up boobs on each other

Heaven - "You want to get inbetween our tits and oil us up while we rub each other?"

13. (heaven) (50↑, 40↓)
A place for our souls to go after we die, heaven is not a physical place nor being. Consider heaven a place of mind, however, only God can reveal what it is truly like.

Heaven sure is cool, i wanna go there\!

14. (Heaven) (21↑, 12↓)
A nickname for Whiting, Indiana predominently used by the rest of Lake County and Chicago. The nickname orginated in the 1960s when the counterculture youth of the area were expressing their feelings of displeasure to the amount of religous zealotry in the town. This was evident to the counterculure by the number of churches that dotted the skyline.

Hey, let's go to Heaven and celebrate the 4th of July there.

15. (Heaven) (31↑, 23↓)
A theme park we're supposed to believe we go when we die.

[Heaven] [Christianity]

16. (Heaven) (17↑, 12↓)
Australia with Barack Obama as prime minister and free beer.

Person 1: When I die I'm pretty sure I'm going to heaven. Person 2: I heard that's just Australia with Obama running it. And free beer. Person 1: SWEET.

Author: Kate.Detweiler http://heaven.urbanup.com/3654991
17. (Heaven) (13↑, 9↓)
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Doesn't always live up to the name. . .not an angel.

That girl should be named Heaven she just amazing.

18. (heaven) (28↑, 24↓)
Heaven is like the moment of clarity that our souls receive when we die. It spends a lifetime answering all the questions that we never knew the answers to, it makes us see beautiful things that earth cannot provide us with, and people we loved and lost are united with us again. Heaven is everything that we want it to be. The Christian view seems to me as if you’ll never go to heaven unless you do everything that God supposedly wants you to do and throughout your life you must live free of sin, or at least repent it afterwards. It seems a fairly corrupt system that they seem to use as a guilt trip against us to make us start believing. I know my opinion isn’t important, nor does it have to be believed, but there’s a Heaven for every one of us out there, no matter what we’ve done, I’m sure of it; while we’re here though we can make Heaven ourselves through love and through the beauty around us. On earth, heaven is a feeling, whilst through death it becomes a place.

1. when i die, i'll go to heaven, cause i've been good 2. i'm so in love with you, it feels like heaven

19. (heaven) (22↑, 19↓)
a pplace where you live your perfect life, anything you've ever wanted is there. Many say heaven is where you go when you die, and some think you have to make your own heaven. I can however, assure you that you will not be raped by pastors or preists in heaven unless it's one of those things you've always wanted...

The best computer, my whole family, and Sam right next to me, this must be heaven.

20. (Heaven) (7↑, 5↓)
I don't know what these other people are talking about, Heaven is a mixed drink using sprite, crystal lite, and your choice of vodka or rum.

Please note: Heaven gets you fucked up. Consume wisely, since it tastes like punch with a kick. After all, that's pretty much exactly what this shit is.

Author: Jack o' Hearts http://heaven.urbanup.com/4998512
21. (Heaven) (13↑, 11↓)
isn't a place you go when you die, it is a moment in life where you are truly alive.

I love my life...it is simply heaven.

22. (heaven) (35↑, 33↓)
Where the cool people go when they die. It's a concept that scares both the god-fearing man and the athiest. Let's face it... if it didn't, we wouldn't bother defining it.

I sure hope there's no heaven, cuz i won't get to go anyway.

23. (Heaven) (3↑, 3↓)
Term for a person who makes claims about their wealth, and the luxury items they purchase. However, whenever it comes down to having small things, they cannot seem to afford them.

Person 1: I'm getting all this money, and I just got back from the Juicy store. I spent about a stack\! Person 2: These chips are good. Person 1: Oooh lemme get some\! Person 2: Damn yo, you tryna pull a Heaven?

24. (heaven) (22↑, 22↓)
a.) A place or state-of-mind or whatever that was made up by people that thought felt that the good feeling they got when they did something good wasn't enough. b.) A place or idea used to bribe others into believing what you believe

a.) I have yet to kill anyone, surely there will be a great reward for this after I die, I think I'll call it Heaven b.) If you follow Jesus Christ, you will go to Heaven.

25. (heaven) (16↑, 16↓)
1- A place in religion, a good place with pearly gates and all that that people go after they die 2- A word said by people that don't want to curse and don't even want to say fake curse words (darn, heck, etc.)

1- Ye have entered heaven 2- My good heavens\! What is that?

Author: whatever works http://heaven.urbanup.com/1025340
26. (Heaven) (4↑, 5↓)
A name given to the current boy of your dreams. This boy is unreachable and usually has a girlfriend but still flirts with you. This could be a noun (code name for the boy) or how to describe your time with him.

First girl: If I were to put my Heavens in order, using their first initial, it would look like this (DJCAMPSNAPR) Second girl: Mine is (JANS)

27. (Heaven) (0↑, 2↓)
a sexy, magnificiant brunette ready to enjoy your hugs.oh and, shes sexy.

oh hell no\! its heaven\! hallelujah\! hot mama.

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28. (Heaven) (3↑, 5↓)
A teenager girl who loves living and writing. Sees things in a different view than most other people. And all she wants is to write and hope people get a peice of what she is like from her writing.

Heaven on earth

Author: princesshvnly http://heaven.urbanup.com/4647041
29. (Heaven) (7↑, 9↓)
Heaven - A place that was made up by Christian's to make sure people would do what they want. Basically it's a total lie. Same as Bullshit Lies Glenn Beck

Atheist : Heaven has no proof and is a lie. Christian : Heave is totally true\! You're just an idiot\! Atheist : You're a bigot. Christian : No\!

Author: AtheistChristianman http://heaven.urbanup.com/4387245
30. (heaven) (3↑, 5↓)
A spiritual realm known by many religious followers as God's promise for eternal life after death. Though initially appealing to procrastinators, heaven is actually a terrifying concept upon careful consideration. Luckily, the existence of such a place seems extremely unlikely when modern scientific knowledge is considered.

Imagine living ETERNALLY in a place governed by an ultra-conservative omnipotent being. If you think church is boring, imagine heaven...

Author: mr.skeptic521 http://heaven.urbanup.com/3210794
31. (heaven) (4↑, 7↓)
gods vagina

you smell like heaven

32. (Heaven) (3↑, 6↓)
the most perfect thing or person in the world, or away from it....beautiful...cute like a lil baby turtle

dam gurl, your so sexy...looks like you could be heaven.

Author: secret person http://heaven.urbanup.com/2861228
33. (heaven) (24↑, 29↓)
1. A place that God suppoedly descended from. 2. Somewhere on Earth that caters to many of your interests and can be a massively fun place to be.

1) An invisible place in the sky. 3) "Aw dude, that place has topless women, a load of arcade games, a whole slew of mix drinks, and every hour is happy hour. 'Tis Heaven, my friend."

34. (heaven) (2↑, 8↓)
Surprisingly, is a place that every single Narrow minded person on earth wanted to be in, mostly [blonde] teenagers.

Shelly: yaay I sooo want to be in heaven \!\! its like having a whole castle full of studs, like Gary \! Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years? Fuck Shelly \! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite [Rock-Star] there \!

35. (heaven) (8↑, 14↓)
Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.

Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.

Author: Scott Walcott http://heaven.urbanup.com/3007062
36. (heaven) (5↑, 11↓)
Eating loads of Chocolate Just looking at pictures of your celeb crush

1.Mmmmmm...Heaven 2. OMG He's Sexy

Author: Chocolate is heaven http://heaven.urbanup.com/2820528
37. (heaven) (0↑, 6↓)
Were you go when you make a pile for your boyz.

I think I am going to go to heaven because I made a pile for my boyz.

38. (heaven) (11↑, 17↓)
A place where you go if you simply believe that Jesus died to pay for your sins. It costs you nothing. Talk to a church pastor is a good start.

God, I believe your son died for my sins and I want to live for you. Show me how. Amen. DING DONG, believe it and you're in to heaven mate\!

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39. (Heaven) (9↑, 15↓)
Heaven...Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.

Everyone is Trying to get to the bar.The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.

Author: Plasmodium Vivax http://heaven.urbanup.com/1909107
40. (heaven) (22↑, 29↓)
a feeling/ you can feel this after sex.

feels like heaven\!

41. (Heaven) (5↑, 13↓)
Overrated

Heaven is overrated.

Author: Anonymous8787 http://heaven.urbanup.com/3404814
42. (heaven) (17↑, 25↓)
heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.

"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit

43. (heaven) (2↑, 12↓)
Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.

Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.

Author: Scott Walcott http://heaven.urbanup.com/3007061
44. (heaven) (9↑, 21↓)
Everyone wants in but no one knows why just because a book says it's the place to be when you die.

I hope I get in to Heaven.

45. (heaven) (6↑, 19↓)
Graffiti: The large signs that span across highways, generally green.

I hit that heaven over I-85 last night.

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46. (heaven) (18↑, 31↓)
When you are in bed with 3+ women at the same time.

There is no such thing as too much pu**y

47. (heaven) (13↑, 26↓)
Where you already are.

Heaven is not "somewhere over the rainbow."

48. (Heaven) (18↑, 32↓)
A place between girls's legs.

Er... Search google or else for examples or pics of a man's heaven. xD

49. (Heaven) (6↑, 20↓)
My local dump. Also see [Hell]

If this computer doesnt work it is oging to heaven...

50. (heaven) (21↑, 36↓)
where women go when they go to bed with me

last night

51. (heaven) (4↑, 20↓)
1. A place some people go to after they die. 2. Beatmania IIDX 9th Style. 3. Sunnyvale Golfland. 4. A geographic location. Take the white stairs across the street, or if you dislike stairways, elevator adjacent to it, 700th floor.
52. (heaven) (13↑, 30↓)
The place one travels to after smoking pot.

"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"

53. (heaven) (20↑, 37↓)
An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.

Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god

54. (Heaven) (16↑, 35↓)
Heaven in a place that members of religions such as Christianity believe we go when we die if we follow their religion. Heaven is suppose to be a place where happiness is eternal and it is perfect. However, no matter how great a place is, no matter how nice and happy everyone is, there is bound to be one bastard there that pisses you off, even if they are trying to be nice. You know the type, the really annoying type that follows you and won't leave you alone. If you can't be away from the person, heaven isn't perfect because he pisses you off. If he can't be with you, he gets upset and heaven isn't perfect. I conclude that heaven must therefore be a state of mind where we are happy due to our inside only and we are unresponsive to the outside. Heaven, I conclude is a cell where we are drugged up to give us a false feeling of happiness. Eternal happiness with no thought or any other feeling. Happiness can only be appreciated in comparison to other emotions. Without saddness, there is no happiness. Just as there is no good without evil. I proclaim that heaven is us in the void of non-existence with no emotion.

If you think that makes no sense (Which I admit it doesn't.) Think about the websites that consider this [proof] that god exists. "If God doesn't exist then we can never know what is good just because there is no ultimate good to be known."

Author: Real Gangsta in da House http://heaven.urbanup.com/1370452
55. (Heaven) (20↑, 41↓)
a gay little place that people who cant handle the concept death made up about as plausible as candyland

cathlic priest: heaven is a little boy

56. (heaven) (7↑, 30↓)
An [uber] good [lsd] trip.

Billy took four tabs and went to heaven for 24 hours.

57. (Heaven) (28↑, 54↓)
A place that really does exist. A place where the souls of the dead Christians who have followed the teachings of the [Bible] and the [Ten Commandments], in addition to asking the Lord's forgiveness for their sins will go. REMEMBER: It is natural for human beings to sin; even the greatest [Christians] will sin throughout their lives. Being exactly like Jesus is nearly impossible, and God understands this. Anyways, Heaven is a wondrous place; a paradise where the clean, forgiven-of-their-sins Christians will go for eternity, and that means for all time, and forever and ever following the end of time. Heaven is most likely gradually created and edited to the inheriting person's design of how they want to see it. This everlasting place that has NO suffering, NO pain, NO shedding of tears is vast and unending, therefore giving each individual who inherits the Kingdom of God the ability to have his/her place in Heaven and to see it the way that he/she wants to.

All God-fearing Christians who end their extreme hatred of others, follow the instructions of the Bible and the Ten Commandments, and repent of their sins before death are allowed to pass through the gates to Heaven, just after a trial standing before [God] himself.

Author: A Midwestern Christian http://heaven.urbanup.com/1345622
58. (heaven) (10↑, 40↓)
1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life. 2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue

i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.

Author: mystical beast http://heaven.urbanup.com/1230135
59. (heaven) (7↑, 46↓)
A place for hippes and drug-users, a forever long purple world in all kinds of shapes. Opposite to Hell: A place for RnR fans, a place with a everlasting long electric guitar intro.

Hippes goes to heaven, RnR fans goes to hell. Last to the devil is a moron\!

60. (heaven) (6↑, 47↓)
My university

So, how's life at Heaven?

61. (heaven) (7↑, 52↓)
Pretty much anyone who wrote a definition for heaven is a fucking retard.. Heaven is not a place where you go when you die, on the Day of Doomsday (when the Earth dies out and the graves are resurrected) all souls will be judged whether they are worthy for heaven. If one is a bad boy or girl, then he or she will be in Hell.

Know religion please...

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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